International Textile

The 6th Taipei International Textile and Apparel Show (TITAS 2002) was held from September 25 to 27 at the Taipei International Trade Center in Taipei, and marked its 6th anniversary since its start in 1997. Compared to the peak time, the decline in its power is undeniable with a decreased number of both exhibitors and visitors. The increasing relocation of factories from Taiwan to China, Indonesia and Vietnam is one of the reasons for the decreased power. Contents of the exhibition are textiles and apparel, representing the whole textile industry of Taiwan. Of them, apparel textiles including knitted and woven fabrics are the main items at the exhibition. At the exhibition hall, major synthetic fiber and textile producers representing Taiwan gathered together, and visitors could immediately understand their development position regarding microfibers and functional fibers. They included Formosa Taffeta Co., Ltd., Formosa Chemicals and Fiber Corporation and Far Eastern Textile Ltd. IMAGE PHOTOGRAPH 10 Interstoff Asia Autumn 2002 IMAGE PHOTOGRAPH 13 TITAS 2002

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet. Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol. I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes. Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them... All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ... Lots of people stop working once they found a job! I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children. Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children. The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrial creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet. I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen! Error! Filename not specified. 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?! Mistakes have been made, others will be punished. As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working. I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it! 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now. Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ... Keep the school clean ... stay home! Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep! We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school! The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give. It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change. It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance. Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ... When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months! Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there. I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me. Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! ! No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?" I love working. I can look at it for hours. We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer. Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code. Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it ! You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult? My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere. I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet. It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back. Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!! Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement! Umm...your .... ZIP is open... http://www.e-quies.com/qmhttp://www.e-quies.com/qm http://www.e-quies.com/cd/enindex.htmlhttp://www.e-quies.com/cd/enindex.html http://www.e-quies.com/rehttp://www.e-quies.com/re http://users.pandora.be/merelbeke/sa/http://users.pandora.be/merelbeke/sa/ Reality is for people who can't face science fiction. Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide. Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself. I'm not as dumb as you look. If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought. What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep. Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...

Jokes

Jokes I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go. When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..." One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me? Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop. Error! Filename not specified. When god created the men he was only kidding Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets! Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down. There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!! If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents ! How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works. You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?! Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law ! What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor. Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years? Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?" There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day. Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?" Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Funny SMS

Funny SMS 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all. Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests! At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before. Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old! Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette might be their last. BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again! Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!! Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! . Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . . Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too! E man pays $.2, 00 for a $.1, 00 items that he needs; a woman pays $.1, 00 for $.2, 00 items that she does not need. Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy. For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here?" God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought: ‘I hope she will make herself up’! HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world... How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated? I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing! I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T I am not your type ... I am not inflatable. I know why I am single; my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful color, and perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils... If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long. If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit. If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel. Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working! In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, and horny; an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!! Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going??? Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! My feelings for you are like the sea. "Wild and romantic?" "No, they make me sick." My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment... Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it? One out of four people is a Chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place. Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't... Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand..... Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not! The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? The one, who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood! They dropped your name, can you pick it up? This cat is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cats, and seconds’ cat! Now read it all without the word cat! This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds." This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile.... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found!!! What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed! When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance. You are never too blond to learn!!! You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kinds are those who think that they are doing things. You should know what it takes to look this cheap! You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it? You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day. Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, and the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go. When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting? .... When she starts with "My husband said..." One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me? Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop. When god created the men he was only kidding Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets! Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down. There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!! If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents! How to keep an idiot entertained *press down*....................................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works. You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?! Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitter balls and a little pot of mayonnaise Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law! What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor. Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years? Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?" There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day. Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?" Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. "Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS Working is a delight; leave enough work for your colleagues. My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child. Do we ruin our carpet or our life? Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else! I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception. Nostalgia is not what it used to be. Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties! A good movie can make you cry... so can onions. Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office! Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things. You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend! A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!! Friendship is a wonderful word; it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there! Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me... I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend!!! When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm.... My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old. When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault. Who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person! I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!! A friend is someone who knows when you need her... A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend. If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images. All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat. When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella! A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together. Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels’ watch over you. Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you needed to cry, come and borrow it! My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend. I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why. A new meeting next month? Sorry, that is not possible; I have to go to a funeral. Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life. The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy. He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type. I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for. I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital. Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.